Health: Today, my mom blamed me for busting her lip open by pushing her....

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By anonymous - 05/03/2016 01:51 - United States

Today, my mom blamed me for busting her lip open by pushing her. The truth is that she got drunk and as I was taking her to bed she fell and said she was "dying" on the floor. I had to spend hours with her in the hospital. FML

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