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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 20:40
Today, my mom and dad were arguing. My dad came upstairs and told her to shut up and locked the basement door. She then got pissed and threw a hot plate of stove top and apple sauce all over me, locked herself in her room and made me clean it all up. FML