Miscellaneous: Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just...

By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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By fml9124 - 06/06/2021 14:01

Today, my mom grounded me for smoking cigarettes. I'm 13. I don't smoke. She said she smelled it on my clothes. I laughed and said I was in the basement, and used one of my dad's cig's to simulate a house on fire on my train layout. She didn't believe me. Honestly, I wouldn't believe that story either. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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By Mellamononeyobiz - 13/01/2016 02:10 - United States - Hooper

Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

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Convoluted

By Anonymous - 14/11/2023 04:00

Today, while at home, I accidentally let out a big, loud fart near my dad. When he asked what the noise was, I blamed it on the cat. I remembered too late that we don't have a cat. My dad caught on quickly and grounded me for lying in front of him. FML

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Stoner

By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

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Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 20:36 - United States - Deland

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

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tykatdesigns 13

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

Must of been a pretty dank fart yo

maximus_prime 24

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:23

Maybe she thought it smelt like good shit.

Comments

ForeverJasmine 26

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:39

You smell like a skunk when you fart? Ugh dude you have to eat some fiber and clean your system out if it smells that bad..

mojobanks 8

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:51

Marijuana enema?

vikky538 28

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:53

you gonna be a real hit in a pub...just fart and people get high...

lildiva7620 18

Saturday 7 February 2015 9:02

wtf is her problem

snarkytruth 37

Saturday 7 February 2015 9:19

Hope it doesn't become a chronic problem.

usernamelost 13

Saturday 7 February 2015 9:27

Haha. Sorry for laughing OP, but you should follow her around the house farting in every room she goes in lol.

Steve95401 49

Saturday 7 February 2015 9:48

What are you eating that is causing your farts to smell so bad?

zenrael 21

Saturday 7 February 2015 9:55

Nah it's the pot brownies exitting your system.

G3ICO 12

Saturday 7 February 2015 10:26

Grounded? Really? I would've got my ass beat lol

xluciferx666 21

Saturday 7 February 2015 10:55

Have her drug test you unless you actually smoke weed then you would even more screwed. Anyways good luck

Spyderbane 10

Sunday 8 February 2015 21:00

*Test results, Ecstasy - positive, Opiates - positive , Marijuana - negative, Phencyclidine - positive, Cocaine - positive, Methamphetamine - positive, Amphetamines - positive* See mom I didn't do pot!