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By FML - 15/07/2009 14:29 - Syrian Arab Republic

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2014 09:59 - Russian Federation - Lipetsk

Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I heard someone open the door with a key. It was my boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML

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By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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By ihasnoafroanymore - 10/06/2019 12:05

Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

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Rockyio 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:11

since when do u need a key for a cafe toilet? do they serve gasoline too? lol

bloodfalcon22 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:01

Did you lock yourself in the bathroom? or the toilet?

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Whatevers_clever 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:11

What does it have to do with her being in an Arab country? Way to use discrimination, genius.

cjp767 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:16

and meanwhile your long distance boyfriend was making out with someone else. duh. you're a loser. he's moving on.

SmokinGuns 13

Friday 11 July 2014 18:13

Stop putting your stories in here.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:31

that doesn't really make sense.. if you broke the key, that would mean you broke it going in, and thus would not be able to open the door to the bathroom. instead of being locked in, you would be locked out

Paige_Nicole10 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:39

if you make up stuff, at least make it make sense. . . . if you broke the key, wouldn't you have broken it going in? i don't know of any doors made to lock patrons in.

Nooblah 15

Saturday 8 February 2014 2:27

Jail doors?

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:21

Maybe you have to use the key to lock the door so no one else comes in....

luva1s 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:32

that was hilarious. i mean if i were your boyfriend i would love u even more for your clumsiness.

js2466 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:43

yesterday i walked in a bathroom with 2 stalls and i walked in the first stall and notice the turning lock was on backwards that way to lock it was on the outside the inside had a slot that you could fit something the size of a quarter in in so i pulled the door shut and noticed the slot was easy turning so i turned it. when i was done i went to open it and the lock got stuck and i couldnt open it, sat there for 15 minutes trying to cinvince my guy friend to come in and free me.

colourmealy 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:51

my dentist requires a key for the restroom, You only use the key to get in. Catatonicsleep said you would have to use it to keep others from opening the door, but the door would lock once its closed automaticaly, hence needing a key to get in. I hope that makes as much sense as it did in my head:)