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By Nick - 31/03/2016 02:26 - United States - Haverford

Today, my little sister, who is 5, caught sight of a dead bird near our house on a walk. She started poking it with a stick until all the maggots started falling out of the bird's sad little body. I told her not to do that and she calmly responded that she was just practicing for me. FML

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