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FML : Today, my little sister randomly came up to me and said: "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and...
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Little sis must know from experience. She knew this as soon as she got a boyfriend for the first time. But seriously though, nobody is ugly, we just fit the physical preference of others. Some people fit more of the populations physical preferences than others. But that don't mean you're ugly. Chin up. Confidence and being competitive is the most attractive thing of all, and if you got those, then you're better than a lot of girls in my opinion.

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This FML is still and Fyl no matter OP's sister's age, but I feel that maybe if OP's sister is very young she might actually think that she is helping and just isn't very good at saying it using proper manners yet; however, if she is old enough to know that those words are hurtful then there is no excuse. Anyways, definite fyl OP, I'm sure that someday you'll be just perfect enough for one guy. Keep your head up high!

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aw, everyone is beautiful in there own way. youll find someone who loves you for you, petty or not on the outside.

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That's right, we are all unique in our own way. No one is the same, and there is always someone out there for you.

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#29, at least correct all of it. To be fair, if OP's sister is young enough, she won't understand the psychological damage she just caused. Some kids tend to speak blatantly without euphemisms. Now, if she's pretty old, like 10+, then she knows what she said. That's when the judgement should rain down on her. juuuust presenting the possible other side of the story.

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