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Maan, antique him in his sleep. Follow him around the house with a airhorn, or damn just grow a pair and show him you're not to be screwed with. Like hide his favorite teddy bear or something until he fucks off :)

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hey look at the bright side... pretty soon you will be deaf and you wouldn't be able to hear him anymore...

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to op: Buy a fucking tazer! It wont kill the kid... it'll just make him whimper whenever you walk by!

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Get a land mine, some razor wire, and some tear gas... If he makes it through all of that, you should really just go "F" yourself, maybe then he'll stop.

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Everyone keeps assuming that op's cousin is a little kid... my cousin is 6 months older than me and calls me "little cousin." But if he is a little kid, just tell your parents?

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or put Saran (spelling?) wrap on the inside of the door. it scares the shit out of you If u don't suspect it

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