Work: Today, my line manager left me at work with a service user so... - FML

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By Bawsack - 20/03/2016 17:32

Today, my line manager left me at work with a service user so he could run some personal errands. His boss came in and fired me on the spot because I'm not allowed to be there by myself and 'should have stopped him'. I tried that but he left anyway. I got fired for following instructions. FML.

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