By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
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cardtowermaster 0

explain to him you have a natural uncontrollable tendency to purr when you're asleep. while explaining be sure to add some meows in between sentences

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shanemaximo 7

Tell him you have some very, very strange sexual appetites and since you already make videos you would be happy to send him one.

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Damn your roommate is weird. You should record her as prove.

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Thank u for the correction. Didn't notice that till just now haha

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mrsayuso 0

Well tell your roommate to piss your neighbors off more and start making donkey noises. Maybe the. Your landlord will believe you.

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erockinthesuburb 17

Don't lie to your landlord. We can all hear the 13 cats you are hiding in your heating vents.

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bubo_fml 10

My housemate howls like a baboon when she has sex...On one occasion, it was particularly embarrassing when we had a priest over for dinner.

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Enslaved 36

I'm picturing your roommate as Ace Ventura? Hiding tons of animals through out the apartment. (:

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FYLDeep 25

Tell your roommate to shut her pussy up.

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lizzypooh36 18

my sister does the same thing. I believe you OP...

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tehrealone 6

Hey, you missed your face in the pic

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sinking_fish 12

68- who needs to take a picture of their face when they can take pictures of their pushup bra's instead?!:D

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shrekus 0

Reminds me of a certain south park episode...

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KiddNYC1O 20

"SHE IS MY JONESYY. SHE IS MY JONESY CAT. SHE IS MY CAAAAATTT!!"

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KiddNYC1O 20

I'm sorry, but I can't believe nobody has caught on to this quote...

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