Miscellaneous: Today, my keys were stolen from me at the supermarket. I had...

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By Lost keys - 16/02/2016 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my keys were stolen from me at the supermarket. I had to walk home only to be locked out for 3 hours. During those there hours I saw my house being broken into. FML

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