Today, my Japanese boyfriend of 10 months said that he doesn't... - FML

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By gaijingirl - 24/08/2017 02:36

Today, my Japanese boyfriend of 10 months said that he doesn't think we have a future together because he needs to marry a traditional Japanese woman. I just moved into his apartment last week, and won't be able to move again for at least a few months. I'm living in Hell. FML.

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fushengyuan 20

Saturday 26 August 2017 18:16

So his apartment is beneath the ground?

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fushengyuan 20

Saturday 26 August 2017 18:16

So his apartment is beneath the ground?

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