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By ripepeaches - 08/04/2016 15:10

Today, my insurance can't get in contact with a woman who smashed into my drivers door when my car was parked. She didn't have license or insurance on her so I had to get her # and call to get her insurance. Three weeks later I still don't have a door and no one can contact her FML

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