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By Halle / Tuesday 1 November 2011 07:41 / United States
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Really? Beat him with a stick? OP, that sucks, but I'm sure you can fix it to make it better (not perfect).

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  kaprookie  |  3

24 - Stop being so ridiculous

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  Keyman1212  |  14

But going back to the elephants one, I like that... It's simple, unrefined. Damn it, I'm a genius... Heres the plan... Drug him at night after the reception, probably just put something in his drink, he'll probably be the drunk douche bag anyway who's like wooo open bar fuck yeah!! Now, while he's passed out, we take a helicopter and attach cables to the room he's in. We then fly him over to Africa, where we ask the lovely native folks where the closest stampede of elephants is. We then drop his room, and prepare for awesomeness. This will be his worst hangover...... EVER.

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  Sebastian_NG  |  16

Today, I witnessed a venomous spider fighting a raccoon on my step-daughter's hair, being the good parent I am I gently brushed them of, now I have a black eye and got kicked out of the wedding I payed for. FML Just kidding OP he IS a douche, you should get yor new husband to beat the crap out of him with a tire iron

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  MizzErikaHart  |  8

You must be really addicted/committed to fml to post this 3 minutes before your wedding ceremony

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  DocBastard  |  38

ErikaHart, you must be nearly illiterate if that's how you interpreted this. He mussed her hair 3 minutes before the ceremony. Nowhere is it implied that she was posting it three minutes before the wedding.

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  Akai_fml  |  4

Well, I kinda have to assume you've known him for long enough to realize he might do something like this, so YDI for inviting him along.

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  deadlife_fml  |  0

She deserved it for spending 300 dollars on a hairdo

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  rallets  |  22

you spent $300 on a hairdo?

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  KiddNYC1O  |  20

"Because mom made me... Can't say no to mom!"

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  nalia18  |  8

You know what i think? I was waiting for some guy to say "you spent $300 ona hair doo?" or "2and a half hours?really?" then i saw it at the bottom... You know what i think is funny? I cant wait till my wedding day because if you ever see how much and how lond of hair i have you'll understand why it takes almost 4 hours just to straighten my hair. If that douchebag messed up my hair you'd see me with a rolling pin, red eyes staring straight at him chasing him in heels down the freeway... And youd bet he wont mess my hair up again...

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  Mr_Alarm  |  12

#61- Hmm, I'm pretty sure that if you asked the "native folks" in Africa where the nearest herd of elephants is, you'd get the crap beaten out of you for asking such a retarded question. Based on experience (I fucking live in Africa), I would be inclined to say that most of us do not have herds of elephants roaming around near where we live/congregate. Also, I hope you are aware that Africa consists of more than 50 different countries. Do you know that Egypt is in Africa? Are you going to go to a group of Egyptians and ask them where the nearest herd of elephants is? Yeah...No. Seriously, I'm not easily angered, but seeing people circulate a stereotype about hundreds of millions of people is one of those things that tends to annoy people. My point is, your comment was in fairly bad taste, sort of like making a comment about dropping a piece of chicken into a crowd of hungry black people, or throwing money at a group of Indians/Jews/other group of people who are wrongly considered to be greedy. Yeah... I got a little carried away there, but I hope that anyone else who reads this can filter out the rant-y parts and understand what I'm trying to say.

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  Keyman1212  |  14

Yeah I understand what you're saying. I also can see that you have no sense of humor. Congrats, sucks to be you. And yeah, I used to live in Africa as well! My parents did medical missions in Uganda. Don't you feel like hot shit, thinking you're special because you happen to be from Africa? I lived there for 8 years. I know about the continent dumbass.

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  funnyfiona  |  0

Yep same thing happens where I am. I was born in England Moved to Australia ( parents desicion) and they think that I'm a freak that studies English people just because I lost my accent. Your comment was just.

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  Mr_Alarm  |  12

I like how you ignored the parts of my comment that you didn't want to read. I happen to have a perfectly good sense of humour, but massive amounts of people actually believe that the whole of Africa is a massive jungle. Incidentally, I don't feel special because I live in Africa, I am just annoyed by stereotypes against African people, because I live in Africa. If you've lived in Uganda, that's good for you. As I mentioned before, there are over 50 different countries in Africa, and you lived in one part of one of them for a short space of time. If the area you lived in was actually the kind of place where there were elephants roaming around, then you should have spoken about the natives of that particular area, or at very least, that country, as opposed to the entire continent. I'm sure you wouldn't be too happy if a lot of people outside the US thought that you were all members of the KKK, for example, and started making jokes about that, just because there are people in the US who are a part of it.

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  XenaWP  |  6

YDI for spending 300. Colour, cut, styled. Even add stripped in there and it should be no more than $200. You got ripped hun.

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  denbeste  |  3

Because she DOES deserve it.

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  guitgod1  |  11

109 just because you are an insensitive jerk doesn't mean that she deserved it. A lot of girls dream about their wedding day their entire life and doing ANYTHING to ruin it is just a d-bag move. If she wanted to spend $300 on her hair, good for her, it's her day.

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$300 for a haircut? Wow. Marriage is pointless IMO. It would be a lot more efficient to save all that money and spend it on actual things you'll need. To me it's just a big trust issue. Idk I just think marriage pointless and a waste of money.

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$300 is way too much for a haircut; her husband will find her beautiful regardless. If anything, she should thank her dad for teaching her an important lesson in money management and possibly nihilism.

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My hair isn't that far past my shoulders, but it's thick and curly. It takes almost 3 hours just to straighten well. I also need roughly 3 hours at the hairdresser. Couple of hours to straighten my hair, then an hour to cut my hair...because you can't really cut it while it's curly. This can cost me up to $60 without any styling. Debutante, wedding and any other formal hairstyles where extra accessories are placed in the hair can add to the cost dramatically. Also, if the hair is dyed...then voila, extra dollars.

By  wishfulmidget  |  0

3 and a halff??!

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  ShyAnn29  |  14

.....Children

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  You_Need_Soap  |  6

This made me think of "hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo dinosaurs cause they rapin errybody out here...)

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  Ranimal  |  12

Are you serious 23? There is no way you can be so fucking stupid. 1st, it's step father not uncle. 2nd, who the fuck mentioned anything about a lawsuit in this thread? Unless you are commenting on the wrong thing then you must be fucking simple.

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  Marcella1016  |  26

Yeah he's family...and he's a douche. Ever heard of the word "estranged?" I'm sure it's less about the money and more that he ruined her WEDDING day. He deserves a punch in the face, at least. What an asshole.

By  Raesin  |  21

YDI, who spends $300 on a haircut for 1 day? Yea the day is supposed to be special but so is spending the rest of your lives together, life goes on after that 1 day, life is not ruined.

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