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FML : Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter...
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By Anonymous - / Friday 27 May 2016 19:09 / United States
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That's a rather unfortunate chain of events... You kind of deserve it but really who could have foreseen all of that happening in consequence?

It's hard to tell wether YDI or not. Too much info is left out. Just a suggestion, if you are going to play around like that be a little more careful. Hope that your husband and daughter feel better!

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Your right! We know exactly what's going to happen, we're humans. Op was trying to have a little fun.

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That's pretty funny. I mean, yeah, YDI, but that makes sense. We do that kind of stuff (spraying with the dish hose thing) all the time in my family. Hope everyone feels better!

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Maybe he means that everyone should accept the consequences of their actions, but at the same time he can understand this particular risk taking behavior. Just because someone does something themselves doesn't mean they automatically believe it is beyond reproach.

It's hard to tell wether YDI or not. Too much info is left out. Just a suggestion, if you are going to play around like that be a little more careful. Hope that your husband and daughter feel better!

That's a rather unfortunate chain of events... You kind of deserve it but really who could have foreseen all of that happening in consequence?

That sucks. I don't think YDI. Living a staircase away from the beach, we live with wet (And sandy. How I hate the sand everywhere!) floors all summer long. Between the fishing and the crabbing and the wet people in and out all day... Water is just a part of life. It's constantly being cleaned, but dang, in my house, there are several months where you have to walk carefully through my kitchen because there may jut be a puddle.

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