Today, my husband visited his first wife's headstone for the... - FML

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By I feel bad - 19/03/2018 21:13 - United States - Bastrop

Today, my husband visited his first wife's headstone for the first time in a while. I planted her favorite flowers there a few weeks ago as a nice surprise. He's been an inconsolable wreck all day. FML.

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 21 March 2018 23:54

that sounds like a lovely thing I do. why do you feel bad about it? it is a really hard situation for all parties. thank you for being so understanding, respectful and caring OP

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 21 March 2018 23:54

that sounds like a lovely thing I do. why do you feel bad about it? it is a really hard situation for all parties. thank you for being so understanding, respectful and caring OP

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