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Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML

By smbcolorado / Friday 4 February 2011 22:43 / United States
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By  shazza91  |  0

your response should have been something along the lines of: well at least this dumb bitch is smart enough to know how to send an email!! now that we know you'll most definately be attending as you won't be out of town.. see you there! I would then also maybe show her how well laxatives work in her drink...

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By  itsnikki  |  0

Hahaha!!

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  therealdavid  |  0

68. The husband emailed the whole family and the aunt emailed the whole family (attempting to email only the husband of op). Neither of the spouses exchanged emails to one another.

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  catatonicsleep  |  17

"his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing HER husband" (as in the Uncle) not OPs husband. She was probably emailing the Uncle at work... otherwise she would have said while emailing MY husband

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  Exeedingmango  |  0

Today, I got an email from my Nephew about his daughter upcoming birthday. I replied to my husband saying I'd rather make an excuse saying were out of town than see that dumb bitch. Turns out I hit reply all. FML.

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  groovis  |  2

The OP should "accidentally" reply all with a note to her own husband saying "I took the high road and invited them, but we can hope your insufferable Aunt makes up another one of her lame excuses and doesn't show. Maybe she's figured out none of us can stand her, but I doubt it since if she really knew just how much everyone hates her, or heard even half of what's said behind her back she'd move to another continent. Gotta feel for your Uncle though, poor guy!"

By  shazza91  |  0

your response should have been something along the lines of: well at least this dumb bitch is smart enough to know how to send an email!! now that we know you'll most definately be attending as you won't be out of town.. see you there! I would then also maybe show her how well laxatives work in her drink...

By  DocBastard  |  38

Did you ever think she could have been referring to one of her other nephew's wife? Or did you just win the Jumping to Conclusions contest?

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  Doortje  |  26

Maybe the OP is the only one who the aunt could be referring to. And even if it was meant for someone else, it's still a really bitchy thing to say.

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  DocBastard  |  38

And maybe astrology is real, and maybe Shakespeare didn't write his plays, and maybe Elvis is still alive and working in a 7-11 in Dubuque, and maybe KaySL is actually a transvestite, and maybe Doortje is a 3-headed tentacled alien who had a love child with William Shatner. All the maybes and no facts. That's what makes FML fun!

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  KaySL  |  24

You got me, Doc, you sneaky little fucker. I knew I shouldn't have left all those blood- and shit-stained panties with "PROPERTY OF KAYSL" etched into them, lying around, it was just asking for trouble. But if you don't leave this shit to taunt legendary detectives with, how the fuck are you supposed to have any fun in life?

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  Doortje  |  26

MyMuffinsAreDead, you should get your eyes checked out. The big blue thing in the middle is the perforated gastric ulcer. Sheesh, don't you have any knowledge of the human anatomy at all?

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He said "it LOOKS like..." And i have to admit , it does look like someone shoved a bottle up his ass . To be honest , no one actually cares . + Doc had already told us where the bottle was..

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  DocBastard  |  38

Ok, ok...I changed my picture, because the gastric ulcer was repulsing too many people. The coke bottle in the ass picture seems to be getting a better reception. MrBond007, I doubt anyone here is really interested in seeing what I look like.

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  Doortje  |  26

That's where you're wrong Doc! I bet lots of people want to know what you look like :') And when has repulsing other people ever stopped you before?! #96: Facepalm.

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