Miscellaneous: Today, my husband's friends asked us if we could help them move...

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By nomoreblackwidows - 11/05/2016 17:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband's friends asked us if we could help them move to their new house. They had a hottub they forgot to mention that also needed to be moved, but when we lifted up the hottub, there was over 2 dozen black widows underneath the hottub.

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sillymama 21

Thursday 12 May 2016 9:57

I'd have dropped the hot tub!! I hate spiders. Shudder.

farmgirl98 14

Thursday 12 May 2016 22:13

Oh hell no. I would have hastily abandoned that mission.

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sillymama 21

Thursday 12 May 2016 9:57

I'd have dropped the hot tub!! I hate spiders. Shudder.

farmgirl98 14

Thursday 12 May 2016 22:13

Oh hell no. I would have hastily abandoned that mission.

GhostFox 33

Friday 13 May 2016 7:07

Nope nope nope. All aboard the Nope-train! Destination "**** That"-ville!

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