By twelfinity / Sunday 17 July 2011 16:00 / United States
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  smurfsarwales  |  9

maybe he wants your MUFFin 0.o

  Eggers  |  2

72 that means he's silent because of no sex, and shes giving no sex because of the silence. Uhhh. Which is just a very unsexy paradox. my head just exploded.

By  iloveWAR  |  0

How dare you it the last muffin! Where I am from your tongue would be cut out for that shit!


Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said "Wow, who drinks this?" Her reply was "Why don't you tell me? I found it in your room." FML

By izerz / Thursday 26 March 2009 04:12 / United States
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