Kids: Today, my husband convinced me to let my MiL watch our son for...

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 22:47 - United States - Smithfield

Today, my husband convinced me to let my MiL watch our son for a few minutes while we went to the store. When we got back, she was feeding him a banana. He's incredibly allergic to bananas. She knows this. FML

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