By Anonymous - 03/09/2014 18:24 - United States - White Plains

Today, my husband asked our tax professional if we could file my profession as "Expert Dream Murderer." I'm a guidance counselor. FML
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wannabesinger 16

All throughout middle and high school, my guidance counselors told me I would never be a vet tech, I wasn't smart enough, and "oh well my son thought he wanted to be one too and then he got bit by a dog so you'll change your mind!" Now that I'm in vet tech school I want nothing more than to revisit them and shove it in their face. Tell me I can't do something, and I'll show you I can.

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vikky538 28

to take this to next level give your business card to tax professional... no words after that...

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ksks1234 33

If she divorced him over something like that, she really would be a dream murderer.

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SmoothPancakes 10

If someone divorces someone over that, then A: They're a retard. B: The "sanctity" of marriage that anti-gay marriage people always hype on really is nothing but fantasy bullshit.

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cryssycakesx3 22

the divorce rate is so high because nitwits like this actually split up over these things.

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johbstonjacob 8

that was the point of the comment. i guess it only made sense to me lol

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Khaleesi_26 30

thats cold. the gc's i know have helped many ppl get to where they want to go. im sure youre great at your job OP :).

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cryssycakesx3 22

should have guided you to spelling and counseled you you in punctuation...

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Khaleesi_26 30

i didnt day that i was guided by any. And using abrevations doesn't mean i have bad spelling.

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christian1509 21

I'm just kidding haha, your husband was just cracking a joke don't let it get you down. I know a few peoples whose lives have been changed because of people like you, so thank you!

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munchie_omnom 10

For most part guidance councillors are full of crap. Hopefully you're not one of the many

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Ieri 31

I have ads for "Dream Killers", maybe an ad like that showed up for him and he thought he could use it xD

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maharb01 17

has your husband ever discovered you trying to find the perfect dozen of eggs at kwik-stop in Jersey?

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Nyarlothatep 12

She was at it for, like, 20 minutes..

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IvyOswin 17

Guidance counselors sometimes help by being the person to prove wrong. In high school, I was told by my guidance counselor that I wouldn't make a career in ballet. Now I teach ballet and her daughter is one of my students.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I bet that's awkward for her.

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Ichiya 29

Guidence counselors aren't there to tell you yes or no you can't do this career. They guide you. Using your example they would say ballet is a difficult profession to get into and then give you other options that fit your interests. These options would have a better chance for you to get a job and make a decent amount of money. Sure you made it in ballet but maybe only 3% of people going into ballet get jobs and that is what they wanted to point out.

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