Today my husband and I went for supper at a sports bar. When... - FML

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By Ozdust9 - 18/09/2018 00:23 - Canada

Today my husband and I went for supper at a sports bar. When the bill came I mentioned, we were charged for 2 extra drinks ($4.99 ea) & on the way out I calmly mentioned something to the bar and a manager came out & offered a $25 gift card. Got to the car & it wasn't in the envelope. Fml

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Emma Marshall 19

Thursday 20 September 2018 11:34

Go back and tell them.... keep arguing lol

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Emma Marshall 19

Thursday 20 September 2018 11:34

Go back and tell them.... keep arguing lol

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