Today, my husband and I stopped at a scenic overlook on top of a mountain. I looked down and noticed several small shells and excitedly called him over. I said, "I can't believe I found fossils here!" The moment it came out of my mouth, I realized they were pistachio shells. So did he. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 July 2012 08:00 / United States - North Pole
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  simmer333  |  0

I see what you did there.

  PaulB123  |  11

Oh isaiaah please enlighten me and teach me your ingenious ways! Ah yes, comment 18 ... That is just a superb comment, truly inspiring. If only I could be more like you!

  JFurr  |  9

I agree. If she married the guy, she should be able to laugh at herself in front of this. This seems like something that would turn into an inside joke. Whenever they see litter or something like that, I could see them saying something about fossils.

By  ambowew  |  7

You're absolutely nuts!

By  kyangel  |  1

Awwe well what can u do when u live in a zoo??

By  maggierose171  |  7

Crush them before he can see! "Woops I'm so clumsy!"

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