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By Anonymous / Monday 24 August 2015 04:25 / United States - San Francisco
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  stingray112  |  24

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  leogachi  |  15

@2 That's what I was thinking. This FML doesn't seem real. And like someone else said, they could have taken a taxi or bus. I just don't buy it.

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  chrisbeaudoin  |  26

Whats with all the fml's today everyone deserves it.

By  lurker_no_more  |  13

umm, if the child is old enough to bring the keys to you then it is probably old enough to handle some sex toys. I don't see the big deal.

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  lexa1love  |  16

Completely agree. I'm assuming the child is old enough to drive. Yes it would be awkward, but it can be dangerous to walk on very busy or deserted streets. I would have called them.

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  BBeffedmylife  |  28

I don't thing age is much of a factor here. I never want to see my mother's "toys" ever again. I was an adult when I saw them on accident and years later, I'm still scarred.

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  addisonrose12  |  16

I guess it all depends on special factors. I'd NEVER want to see something like that, but I'd do it for my mom because she has bad feet problems (bunions, plate and screws, arthritis, etc). She walks a lot anyways (not 12 miles of course), but if it kept her from pain, I'd do it.

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  GingerFace09  |  13

Do you know where you come from? You've touched your mamma there before....even if you don't remember it. Yeah, it's your mom and kinda weird. But you're not very good to your parents if you won't go through that to save them from a 12 mile walk.

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  tomvertigo  |  17

There is also a massive difference between your non-sexual birth and sifting through your moms used anal beads and dads cock ring. And lets not leqve out Rodger The Strap-On for Strap-On Sundays.

By  kittyisbaeornaw  |  18

Or you could take a bus...?

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  ShannonBitt  |  29

There's a good chance they weren't stuck in the city (or anywhere there happens to be buses running). Although I think calling a taxi would be a valid option in many places as long as it wasn't in the middle of the night.

By  Googolman  |  28

Well, if those sex toys are involved, you wouldn't be able to walk for an entirely different reason.

By  rdenkewicz  |  11

Do you use your spare keys as a sex toy?

By  ally8  |  21

Depends how old the oldest is... And how were they were going to get it to you anyway

By  sillygirl247  |  14

You're a good parent ?

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  MRSwick2525  |  23

Why would you say they aren't good parents? Because they have a sext toy drawer? Because they seem to have a healthy sex life!?!?! There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, at all. The only thing that they did wrong was to put the spare house keys in that drawer. And that does NOT make them bad parents!!!

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  MRSwick2525  |  23

Why would you say they aren't good parents? Because they have a sext toy drawer? Because they seem to have a healthy sex life!?!?! There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, at all. The only thing that they did wrong was to put the spare house keys in that drawer. And that does NOT make them bad parents!!!

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  ShannonBitt  |  29

I don't think #11 was necessarily calling them bad parents. They were probably saying they're good parents in a way because they chose to walk instead of scarring their child by making them go into their sex toy drawer.

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