This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, my hubby & I were on a beach in Crete, when I had to pee. The only toilet was a portapotty, so I said: "this is not the best place to be a germaphobe!" My husband looked at me in chock, and said: "babe, it isn't polite to say stuff like that, when there are german people everywhere". FML