Love: Today, My high school crush of 3 years admitted to also sharing... - FML

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By anonymous - 05/06/2016 00:00 - United States - Wichita

Today, My high school crush of 3 years admitted to also sharing feelings for me to bad I'm being deployed and won't be home for 9 months. FML

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Elmoskittles 3

Monday 6 June 2016 19:54

That's sweet, and thank you, I'm enlisting myself, just ask her to wait because you'd like to get to know her, I'm sure she will understand

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Elmoskittles 3

Monday 6 June 2016 19:54

That's sweet, and thank you, I'm enlisting myself, just ask her to wait because you'd like to get to know her, I'm sure she will understand

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