By radiating - 09/03/2012 04:53

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
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CbDemyx 1

At least it's one or the other and not both.

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nickharbut 6

Well shit. That sucks. Good to know that a beautiful thing comes at the end though! :)

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rogerover 19

Your husband must be laughing a lot!

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apepe78 1

I feel your pain! When I was pregnant, and was sick at the same time, I had to wear a maxi pad :( I hope that you get better soon.

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hellbilly205 17

Well that seems like a bit of dillema there OP...

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kkillaj 5

Don't be to pissed off about it itl be ovaryal soon

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DarkHelmet 10

I wanted to say something comforting but couldn't stop laughing at your misfortune to type it out

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Torva_fml 16

So you typed this shit instead?

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peterlikes 3

Maybe you should take some rectal suppositories!

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Valdrek 26

Sounds like more of an FML for the father tee her c:

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Wakka_fml 0

Maybe if you sneeze hard enough you'll go into labor?...

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RodderstheLegend 5

Just like my grandma..minus the pregnancy. Dirty old bitch.

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IStoleTheCookies 16

Omg LOL. That's harsh but, I know exactly how you feel. My great-nan is an evil old boot, doesn't wash either and always stands up and farts and acts like she hasn't done anything!

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