Intimacy: Today, my grandma walked downstairs as me & my boyfriend were... - FML

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By emily_anne006 - 30/04/2016 04:16 - United States - Abingdon

Today, my grandma walked downstairs as me & my boyfriend were scrambling off each other; trying to get situated. We both had no idea what to say. FML

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False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 1 May 2016 21:19

Why were you having sex knowing that your grandma was home? That's just a bit disrespectful in my opinion.

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False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 1 May 2016 21:19

Why were you having sex knowing that your grandma was home? That's just a bit disrespectful in my opinion.

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