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By LadyPhantomhive - 02/08/2016 19:06 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my grandma kept yelling at me for staying up late. I didn't stay up late, I'm just lazy and wake up late. She doesn't believe me and thinks that "the antichrist has cursed me". FML
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Unlucky1232 20

uh... what? I'm not religious and i probably never will be but sense the rapture hasn't happened it's safe to say the anti-christ doesn't yet exist. Therefore something that doesn't exist can't curse you.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

If the Antichrist existed and did actually curse people, wouldn't it have better things to do than make someone sleep in or stay up really late? I mean, it's the ******* Antichrist, it could probably send lotuses after people and curse them with demonic possession. Cursing sleeping habits seems too mild and a waste of time.

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Unlucky1232 20

uh... what? I'm not religious and i probably never will be but sense the rapture hasn't happened it's safe to say the anti-christ doesn't yet exist. Therefore something that doesn't exist can't curse you.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

If the Antichrist existed and did actually curse people, wouldn't it have better things to do than make someone sleep in or stay up really late? I mean, it's the ******* Antichrist, it could probably send lotuses after people and curse them with demonic possession. Cursing sleeping habits seems too mild and a waste of time.

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CDtrasher 13

I would have answered with:" I don't believe in such utter nonsense called religion therefore I don't care who cursed me. I even ********** to Satan". That could be a nice reaction.

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