Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma is staying over indefinitely. this is the same...

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By kittykat1501 - 18/01/2016 23:21 - United States

Today, my grandma is staying over indefinitely. this is the same one who forced my sisters and I to change outside after going swimming so the floor wouldn't get wet. FML

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