Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma begins her second week of unemployment. So...

By get me out of this house! - 03/03/2014 06:12 - United States

Today, my grandma begins her second week of unemployment. So far, she has paced outside my door, randomly comes into my room, and I woke up this morning to find a bible on my bed. I now look forward to going to work every day. FML

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Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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By full of losses - 29/07/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML

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By Sad grandson - 10/07/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, it's been a month since my grandma passed away. Up until that point, I'd been visiting her regularly to make sure she was doing okay, and to get out of the house for a change. Now that she's gone, I have one less reason to leave the house. My life is even more dull than before. I want to go back. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2021 08:01 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I just came out of a two-year long depression. I'm finally starting to feel normal, so of course I get a message that my grandmother might have less than a year to live. FML

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By projectfain - 22/05/2013 12:28 - United States - Akron

Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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Bitch Better Have My Money

By kitkat1740 - 17/11/2015 00:21 - United States - Concord

Today, I called my boss to ask if my paycheck had been deposited yet. He said no, that my grandmother came in to work and picked it up. Confused, I called her. She is holding it ransom until I start calling home every day. I do, but she gets so drunk, she doesn't remember. FML

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Meraki 19

Monday 3 March 2014 12:27

Might want to invest in locks.

falconjade 19

Monday 3 March 2014 12:27

At least this is good for YOUR career

Comments

tazmanmike2013 17

Monday 3 March 2014 12:47

*New Testiment

jaellin 18

Monday 3 March 2014 13:01

As long as we're correcting spelling isn't it testament?

Rainhawk94 27

Monday 3 March 2014 13:25

Pretty sure he meant the book about testes

smokecloud_ 37

Tuesday 4 March 2014 5:14

That would be testesment...

The_only_Eric 4

Monday 3 March 2014 13:00

FINALLY I can go to work now!

jsp16 24

Monday 3 March 2014 23:18

^^ Did OP use the wrong account?

blancoing 14

Monday 3 March 2014 13:30

maybe put a lock on your door?

karlcolt45 19

Monday 3 March 2014 13:48

y'all need jesus

pwnman 33

Monday 3 March 2014 13:59

Well, that escalated quickly.

ChenEighty 20

Monday 3 March 2014 14:21

I dunno, what you have to deal with before and after work?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 3 March 2014 14:43

Lock your door?

Sonii008 19

Monday 3 March 2014 14:51

That one cracked me up when I was moderating! xD

BuckNekkid 22

Monday 3 March 2014 16:30

very nice, you worry more about yourself than how your grandmother must be feeling. very compassionate of you.

awilliams44 9

Monday 3 March 2014 19:17

that's sad

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