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By nahalDZ / Saturday 20 October 2012 17:29 / Germany - K?ln
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  CaptTeemo  |  10

Does 27's alarm clock touch her..? Strange. Very strange.

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  happle  |  21

I don't think that's the greatest way to "shake things up." I definitely wouldn't be happy if my boyfriend tried to wake me up by fingering me.

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  HappyPanda2016  |  14

Uhhm. Why would a girl have a penis?

By  Kaatosade  |  9

Tell him a dog pawed her where she was hit. Dogs can be brutal when they want attention.

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  kateelizabeth  |  6

Yeah, but not brutal enough to leave a big, nasty bruise; unless of course they bite you, but no dog I've known bites for attention... Anyways, what if she can't be around dogs because allergies or the fact she may just really hate them?

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  Kaatosade  |  9

25- they can be. I've had a dog headbutt me and give me an awful black eye before. It was really just a silly remark. But that's what excuses are for right? Certainly can't hurt OP in this case, if his wife's forgiven him!

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  Factor_fml  |  6

So not only she got punched, she now has to lie?

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  pink_raindrops  |  26

Unless she feels like telling her father she was giving him a hand job when it happened, she kinda does. I know I wouldn't want to tell my parents any detail about my sex life. It could easily turn into a funny story for themselves, or maybe shared with a friend, but no parent wants to hear that about their kid.

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  Factor_fml  |  6

Why tell every detail? She could just say they had an accident in bed. Although, I wonder what OP does to his girlfriend when she hugs him in her sleep. Does she have to start being careful about where her hands are going now?

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  athlete1990  |  4

You don't have to tell her dad anything. Don't see her father until the Mark is gone. If you had plans, cancel them. If she lives at home, have her stay over for a few days until its gone. Use your brain.

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  cheshireau  |  25

I wouldn't of forgiven him. Screw that.

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