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By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 August 2012 00:56 / United Kingdom - March
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By  kimmi41509  |  10

What a moron. I know girls who fart, burp, and shit more than a man.

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  MagicGiraffe  |  12

Unicorns poop glitter.

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  baconftw  |  9

Oh, I wish girls were like that -.-

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  LennyComa  |  36

I want to believe that girls cant poop, so I choose to wrongly believe it

By  kimmi41509  |  10

What a moron. I know girls who fart, burp, and shit more than a man.

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  Roevera  |  14

So you're telling me that you've never once in your life farted, burped or shit worse than a man? You're just as bad as OP!

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  kimmi41509  |  10

Lol no, but I'm saying on a daily basis. Everyone gets the shits. Everyone farts and burps. But most women won't be open about it like some men will. And then there's people like OP, who will fully believe they don't ever do that.

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  zach8771  |  3

Ew

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  Roevera  |  14

Careful OP. Knowing her idiotic logic, if you have a baby girl that poops, she might accuse you of cheating too..... "this is not my child, it poops!!"

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  br0ccoli  |  14

46- Actually, giving birth will prove what a liar she is. A lot of women poop as they deliver their child. "What is this? What is this coming out? I have another hole there? What is going on?!?"

By  rcgirl2  |  11

Doesn't she know that when she was a baby that's what she spent most of her time doing?

By  rcgirl2  |  11

Doesn't she know that when she was a baby that's what she spent most of her time doing?

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  ydi_4_suking  |  20

doing what?

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  saksxalmo  |  20

That's not actually a grammar rule, you know. It's stylistic. But you should consider correctly capitalizing your sentences before you criticize others' grammar. :)

By  MrJustFriendz  |  5

Looks time its time to get a new and smarter girlfriend. :P

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Y is that everyone's solution on this site.. Oh she said something stupid get rid of her get a new one.. Most likely the next one is going to say something stupid too.. And maybe OPs girlfriend just feels its inappropriate to discuss farting and pooping w him. Maybe she was raised not to talk like that

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I disagree, if your girlfriend is stupid enough to legitimately believe she doesn't take a dump, it's time to be with someone who can understand bodily functions. Like the saying goes... Everyone poops.

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  TheNewGuy03  |  26

138: I never understood why it was so taboo to talk about normal bodily functions. I understand if you don't want to disclose the surly, intricate details of each one of your bowel movements, but it should never be bad if you simply said that you took a shit. I hate people.

By  Johnnyz321  |  2

She's a blond... right?

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  Bluekaren16  |  19

People make the blonde jokes because when people bleach their hair the peroxide in the hair dye can cause brain damage. There you go folks, a brief explanation on how the blonde jokes came to be. And the media also has much to do with it as well.

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  vippity  |  1

this is neither criticism nor herald (nor judgment) of hair follicle colouration but for some reason wouldn't expect a blonde commenting about 'blondeness' to use the word 'nitwit'. However, I like some blondes and the word nitwit so hhmm I guess that's okay.

By  Ilikeurfmls  |  13

But we really don't poop...

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  momolee  |  4

That's not true. We shit rainbow and glitter.

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  peachyFML  |  17

She is a ridiculous "singer" in the U.S. that sings about partying, drinking, doing drugs, and having sex. One of the many bad influences in today's society.

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