How does a duck fly
Into your living room?

#1 I assume through the window

Or it escaped from the tub

By using its wings.

Paranormal quacktivity is a more likely explanation

I think the bird is just ducking nuts.

66, is your autocorrect on?

72, is your sense of humor on?

Wat

said the duck

Then what did the fox say?

#26: "Thanks for dinner!"

paranormal quacktivity...

The duck was just trying to find a lemonade stand.

Duck flying into the house..still better paranormal activity than the movies.

I would say the girlfriend was trying to make a pun, but it's really loosely related, if she was..

Wait, what?

..said the duck

Then what did the fox say...?

Shut the front door

Paranormal activity isn't all that it's quacked up to be.

Doesn't that make you feel like a ghost ?

if it was a rubber ducky, I'd be suspicious too!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think rubber ducks have the ability to shit.

They let out tiny bubbles every now and then

Wouldn't that be passing gas
then?

Yes it would

You've got to be ducking kidding me, that is a quacktasticly strange explanation

You tried

It was a good pun up until "quacktasticly"

by definition that is in fact. paranormal. "beyond the rage of normal" activity. yeah...she is sort of right and you're sort of being a jackass.

Lunch does not get much fresher than that!

I like my lunch not to be still shitting when I'm trying to eat it.