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Deezknutz
| 8
How does a duck fly
Into your living room?
Into your living room?
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KasiaLilith
| 13
#1 I assume through the window
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jamiejones10
| 8
Or it escaped from the tub
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UrYousername
| 15
By using its wings.
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
Paranormal quacktivity is a more likely explanation
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LowExpectations
| 30
I think the bird is just ducking nuts.
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Jaaared_
| 15
66, is your autocorrect on?
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annihil8or
| 14
72, is your sense of humor on?
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TorturedXeno
| 27
Wat
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killuhand
| 12
said the duck
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Codezlol
| 21
Then what did the fox say?
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packrat
| 26
#26: "Thanks for dinner!"
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speakersboom
| 19
paranormal quacktivity...
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Kazze
| 31
The duck was just trying to find a lemonade stand.
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Blizztastic21
| 17
Duck flying into the house..still better paranormal activity than the movies.
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Gingerette
| 8
I would say the girlfriend was trying to make a pun, but it's really loosely related, if she was..
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lzmo
| 20
Wait, what?
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killuhand
| 12
..said the duck
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zandalee
| 19
Then what did the fox say...?
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Rainhawk94
| 27
Shut the front door
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UrYousername
| 15
Paranormal activity isn't all that it's quacked up to be.
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justtheotherguy
| 12
Doesn't that make you feel like a ghost ?
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KasiaLilith
| 13
if it was a rubber ducky, I'd be suspicious too!
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iAlissa
| 34
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think rubber ducks have the ability to shit.
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jamiejones10
| 8
They let out tiny bubbles every now and then
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TheAbstract
| 14
Wouldn't that be passing gas
then?
then?
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jamiejones10
| 8
Yes it would
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ajh557
| 22
You've got to be ducking kidding me, that is a quacktasticly strange explanation
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iAlissa
| 34
You tried
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BMTHsuperfan
| 18
It was a good pun up until "quacktasticly"
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autotuneyoureyes
| 2
by definition that is in fact. paranormal. "beyond the rage of normal" activity. yeah...she is sort of right and you're sort of being a jackass.
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EmmaMK
| 30
Lunch does not get much fresher than that!
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RedPillSucks
| 30
I like my lunch not to be still shitting when I'm trying to eat it.
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