Love: Today, my girlfriend told me the only reason she is dating me... - FML

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By HBND - 14/05/2016 02:30 - United States - Austin

Today, my girlfriend told me the only reason she is dating me is because I look like her crush. FML

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Calibeauty_ 13

Sunday 15 May 2016 4:34

If you look like her crush and she is dating you, wouldn't that be enough for her

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Calibeauty_ 13

Sunday 15 May 2016 4:34

If you look like her crush and she is dating you, wouldn't that be enough for her

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