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Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML

By Brax - / Wednesday 30 May 2012 09:46 / United States
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By  KingCeltic77  |  18

That's really shitty.

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By  KingCeltic77  |  18

That's really shitty.

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  Nanall  |  15

I think that's a hint of what she wants.

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  siickman  |  7

No whats shitty is your intended pun.

By  ferry12  |  3

That is really shitty #1

By  xleanne_aLly  |  23

Just teller you don't like it

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  Rebekkah1993  |  10

I agree....he should be able to talk to her about what he does and doesn't like ....

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  GothicAngel17  |  24

But how would he have known whether he liked it or not beforehand? It doesn't specify whether he told her to stop or anything like that either. He most likely did let her know, at least with his body language.

By  RealReasons  |  0

I don't think it's supposed to feel good for guys... but did it?

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  GothicAngel17  |  24

It's meant to apparently but obviously not to all and probably only if they're completely comfortable with the idea. The same goes for girls too. You can't enjoy something that you're not comfortable with.

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  guckylynn  |  19

Actually 62, you're wrong. http://app.renalandurologynews.com/mobile/pages/apparticle.aspx?pagetypeid=128&articleid=57869

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  xxdark  |  3

#13, I was hoping you'd see this. Best opportunity to show your appropriate display picture!! Love DBZ Abridged! Also, there is nothing wrong with this. And she's right; as long as he is comfortable with the idea and mentally breaks the awkward social barrier, it is quite pleasurable for guys. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!

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  XxNightwingxX  |  18

Actually, it should feel good for a lot of guys. She probably wasn't hitting the right spot. Stimulating the prostate is supposed to be quite pleasurable. Of course, everyone is different, so maybe OP is the type who doesn't like this type of stimulation.

By  GothicAngel17  |  24

Oh god, I couldn't stop laughing! *gigglesnort*

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  GothicAngel17  |  24

*awaits the flood of down votes*

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  alliewillie  |  22

I'm confused as to why you wrote a wholly unnecessary comment... Only to write a SECOND unnecessary comment about the down votes you're anticipating on the first comment... Does that sound stupid to you?

By  esu  |  5

Well now you know for next time

By  RuskiManBearPig  |  4

Looks like the shit's gonna hit the fan...

By  Queen_Cosmos  |  7

You should of gave her a poop-job :P

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  GothicAngel17  |  24

Dafuq did I just read?

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