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This guy came into my work last night and ordered an ice cream cone. Then he asked me if I believe in unicorns so I said "no, why? Do you see one?" and he smashed his cone on his forehead and drove off...

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No 172 was right the female puts eggs in the males brood pouch and the male carries them until they are born and that can take as long as 45 days

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I'd just like to say how much I love that Mr Krabs always says "Mother of pearl" because technically he's cursing out the mother of his child. That is all.

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Also yes, Squidward is an octopus with only six tentacles because it was easier to draw. Stephen Hillenburg even said he's an octopus, not a squid. Squids have ten tentacles anyway. And Squidward sounds better than Octward. I need to stop liking SpongeBob so much.

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-Continued from #100- Officer: "Until you are proven Innocent in a court of law!" OP: "Aww, can't you say until I'm proven Guilty?" Officer: "Sure I can say that, if it helps you feel more innocent"

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"unfortunately we are going to have to charge you with the 1st degree murder of a mentally handicapped woman . an even heftier prison sentence ." ........ orrrr . on a second thought we could change your charge to " slashing of a vegetable and just leave it at that and pretend this never happened . good day sir."

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Level of stupidity IMPOSSIBRU! Seriously how could you stand to be with someone that ignorant? I mean ops girl wasn't even willing to accept the fact she was wrong!

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