Love: Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because...

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By almostadult - 22/01/2016 09:52 - United Kingdom - Alton

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she wanted to 'see other people'. By that, she means that she wants to move in with her new girlfriend she met on Tinder. FML.

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