Love: Today, my girlfriend of 5 years broke up with me because her...

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By joco4 - 15/01/2016 03:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years broke up with me because her parents don't want her "dating someone who isn't white." But, it's ok because they said "I'm a good man, but just not white." FML.

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