Today, My girlfriend of 2 years left me for another man. Later... - FML

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By Risinng - 17/07/2018 20:04

Today, My girlfriend of 2 years left me for another man. Later I found out she met him while working as a prostitute. She apparently did it for over a year now.. FML

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interesting33 36

Thursday 19 July 2018 17:39

I am so sorry to hear that!! please please get tested asap! that is disgusting behaviour of her not to tell you! you could have got an std. she is playing with your health and your heart

JasonThorn 19

Thursday 19 July 2018 19:07

Yeah, get tested. if you get a clean bill of health, thank God you dodged THAT bullet....

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interesting33 36

Thursday 19 July 2018 17:39

I am so sorry to hear that!! please please get tested asap! that is disgusting behaviour of her not to tell you! you could have got an std. she is playing with your health and your heart

JasonThorn 19

Thursday 19 July 2018 19:07

Yeah, get tested. if you get a clean bill of health, thank God you dodged THAT bullet....

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