Love: Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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Either/Or

By Confused - 09/05/2022 14:00

Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2021 18:01

Today, I haven't heard from my girlfriend for over a week, after being in a relationship for 7 years with her. She'd called me, saying she had to care for her ex-husband because he had suffered a heart attack. Guess we're over. FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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giantsfan2010 23

Monday 30 March 2015 9:37

Haven't talked for a week? That's where the problem starts

lukian_fml 29

Monday 30 March 2015 9:35

That's a new way to receive a breakup

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lukian_fml 29

Monday 30 March 2015 9:50

PS. Better luck next time!

WaltzingPhanthom 23

Monday 30 March 2015 9:50

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ZY1431 24

Monday 30 March 2015 9:54

the kind that let's the new guy answer her texts.

VeganDarkLight 31

Monday 30 March 2015 9:56

It wasn't her but another guy she is now dating/sleeping with/whatever. That's how I understood the FML at least. And besides that, I know a lot of girls who say dude, myself included.

finalyearsofhate 22

Monday 30 March 2015 15:01

I do, dude.

thetkrbell 6

Monday 30 March 2015 20:30

Lots of girls say dude...

MrConcise 34

Monday 30 March 2015 23:30

All prinnies say dood, regardless of gender.

sstahpp 33

Tuesday 31 March 2015 7:54

That would be me,dude

kutemotoka 15

Monday 30 March 2015 9:52

I guess you should've talked to her before it lasted a week. Anyway, you're better off without her, OP.

k_wrona 2

Monday 30 March 2015 10:03

I had something similar - haven't kept in contact for a week, I was busy, she had a guest, and assumed spent time with her, but it turned out she was busy with another guy as well...