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By FMBs - / Wednesday 30 April 2014 23:40 / Puerto Rico - Guaynabo
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  PIGaming  |  21

Or taking advice from the internet in general - my sister became hysterical after thinking her minor cold was infact terminal lungcancer after self diagnosing herself through the internet

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Cosmo f**ks with people's minds, now it's f**king with you literally. It truly is a sadistic, masochistic asshole. Sorry for your balls...

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  Enslaved  |  36

Say whatever you want about the magazine but I've gotten a few cute ideas from there. Things as simple as using ice, coffee, gloves, hot oils, silk scarfs etc... It's always nice to try new things to keep sex interesting. Routine gets boring and how do you know what you "could" enjoy if you never experience it? Just ask her to stay away from the ball busting stuff.

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  kirkaygri  |  18

You need Cosmo for those basic things? Any trashy book will give you those tips. Cosmo is for the big guns, like using a warm glazed doughnut.

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  Enslaved  |  36

Need it? No. It's trashy fun! I scan though it (and other magazines) while I'm waiting in the shopping lines. I read the pointers and then put my own "personal spin" on things. #44 alternating the temperature of your mouth from hot to cold by switching back and forth from coffee to ice. :P

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  slyde32  |  12

I'm still confused by why you would need coffee, the only thing I can think of is to keep you going all night

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  saad2605  |  16

I can't get over the fact how casually everyone is apologizing for OP balls. I mean I'm sorry, but this seems to feel more casual than a happy birthday. Hope you feel better OP

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  TheDrifter  |  23

You'd think so. But they don't. It seems every few months a magazine prints a "grab his balls and twist to make him last" or a "grab and tug to give him an incredible orgasm" article. It's my personal belief that these articles are hit pieces designed to torture the boyfriends and husbands of gullible readers.

By  RedPillSucks  |  30

She must have sucked hard. FUBARed balls, anyone?

By  person961  |  9

Tell her to kiss them to make your problem better. Hopefully she didn't read Cosmo to get tips in how to give "good" BJ's haha

By  Tinad01  |  12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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