Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend decided it was a good idea to prank me by...

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 20:17 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my girlfriend decided it was a good idea to prank me by putting Ex-lax in my coffee. I have a job interview in 5 minutes and I'm probably gonna clog up this toilet. FML

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