Love: Today, my girlfriend complained on Facebook that a real man should...

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By Leauge - 04/02/2016 22:01 - United States - Russellville

Today, my girlfriend complained on Facebook that a real man should be 6'7. I told her I was only 5'8, she and all her friends botched me out for complaining and now I'm single. FML

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