By altocrm - 24/10/2010 04:11 - France

Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
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redbluegreen 40

I would totally do this to my boyfriend, but he would just laugh at me. The real FML begins when we find out you told her yes.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

You do know that all human beings are covered with fine hairs, right? I don't understand why people are so grossed out by it. I'll admit I'm not a very hairy person but OP's reaction still bugs me. If your gf's facial hair is unsightly to you, tell her. She can take care of it or dump you. But bitching behind her back about how YL is F'ed is just a dick move on your part, OP.

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gle_ek 0

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! that is a EPIC WIN!!!

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ch4n31 0

just tell her... if that were me id rather u told me than some random in the street or little kid shouts "look at the lady with the beard" :S not an easy thing to tell a girl though :S

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iheartglasses 0

LOL! This has been one of the funneist FMLs in a while :)

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TerrorDollie 0

Yuck. That would so suck if you don't have one & & she did.

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ilovehim58 0

your emo as hell just shut the **** up!!!

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Spierdalaj 7

She's not emo, she's clearly just a try-hard kid.

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nishma 0

nothing funny, if u love her for what she is, then a few strands of hair wont make a difference! Be optimistic!

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crazimami 0

She feels comfortable with you. And fyi - hormones from pregnancy can give women some facial hair muahahahahaha

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zakkyzebra 11

can't wait to rub that in my 16 year old sisters face! >:D

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ImaginaryFoe 0

You do know that all human beings are covered with fine hairs, right? I don't understand why people are so grossed out by it. I'll admit I'm not a very hairy person but OP's reaction still bugs me. If your gf's facial hair is unsightly to you, tell her. She can take care of it or dump you. But bitching behind her back about how YL is F'ed is just a dick move on your part, OP.

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Jewelofagal 2

You're assuming that he's bitching behind her back. Perhaps he told her straight up that he doesn't like her facial hair. His FML here, then, is no different than anyone else's: just a brief, interesting, story of something that happened in his life.

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buttsexchampion 0

he should be bitching, no one wants the bearded lady as a GF

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kimber1366 2

ditto not an fml at all

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Samyy27 0

bearded lady? sick. fyl.

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