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By Anonymous - 25/01/2016 08:10 - United States - Oakland
Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to "spice up" our love life. We did a bit of role playing and she started leading me to the bedroom by my penis. Just before we got there she tripped and didn't let go. I can not describe the pain I'm in. FML