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RebekahBrooke
| 9
Did you not worry about that beforehand?
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Bluemonster3
| 26
How sexy...
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
That's pressure for ya.
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nalia18
| 8
Thats pleasure for ya. Snot a good thing... Barf happens :/
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
when i'm sick i'm usually in bed drinking something hot, but when OP is sick they're actually in bed and things start getting steamy!
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fatgirllovesfml
| 0
You're showing gay signs, you may need to get that checked out.
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aaaahhDamn
| 0
16- thank you for rereading the FML to me, because I didn't comprehend the fact that OP was sick, and things got steamy the first time I read it
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indielove
| 13
Sick in bed + making out never ends well.
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SCREAM4meeee
| 0
How can 2 people sick in bed even get things 'steamy?' unless they weren't that sick in the first place...
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
#25: aw, it was no problem at all. really. :)
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
| 9
When I am sick I don't experience any steam unless I take a hot shower to clear my head a bit for this exact reason.
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Angry_Guitarist
| 0
That's when you know it's good
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
17 - I think you were going for:
When I'm sick I like to have a hot cup of tea and hit the sack, when op is sick they like to have a hot chick and hit her in the sack
(one way or another it's still not a great joke though)
When I'm sick I like to have a hot cup of tea and hit the sack, when op is sick they like to have a hot chick and hit her in the sack
(one way or another it's still not a great joke though)
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aliceb2255
| 0
how adorable.
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chiddy_bang71
| 0
2 girls 1 cup minus the shit
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absolutegrrr
| 7
And minus the two girls and the cup, but yeah apart from that...
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AlexanderSilver
| 0
I would pay good money for an FML where the romance doesn't begin when "things got a little steamy."
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laurbear12
| 3
54- why do you continue commenting?? You always get so many thumbs down lol
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dre_bro11
| 12
OP, now you can just lick it back off her. Get back in the mood!
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booboojlc
| 0
127- why don't you stop being such a rude bitch
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nava1210
| 12
Say you saw it in a 2 girls 1 cup video and wanted to give it a try..
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Driveshaft
| 5
Eww, sounded gross from start to finish.
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Bluemonster3
| 26
How sexy...
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
Not mine however
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
If that's your fetish
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markrs
| 0
Girlfriend's reaction: "WHAT THE FU$& IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
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StopDropNRoll
| 11
Come on guys he just pulled a good old fashion stan marsh
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rawrkittyrawr
| 6
Rule 34 no exceptions
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ThatFunnyDude
| 3
people accidentally do a lot of things before they pull out. that x-wing pilot from star wars,countless airforce pilots, my dad...
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JinxosGirl87
| 0
He figured she was into Roman showers
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MrKlutch
| 1
Scummmmm
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IKickPuppiesHard
| 16
Well done.
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Daralea
| 21
"You look so sexy when you cough up phlegm like that."
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RebekahBrooke
| 9
Did you not worry about that beforehand?
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
Well, idk about OP, but I feel I'd he sauve enough that puking on women isn't the first thing I have to worry about ha.
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illmatic2
| 16
I read that comment like 5 times and I'm still not sure what you're trying to say.
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
I'm saying I don't instinctually assume I'll puke on members of the opposite sex. In response to her question of why that didn't occur beforehand. I was being a smartass.
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illmatic2
| 16
You're not a very good smartass.
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
People dont like smartasses. Seeing as my comment was thumbed down, I'd say I succeeded.
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TheWindowLicker
| 13
Your comment was thumbed down because it was hard to comprehend, not because you were being a smart ass...well I mean I assume that's why.
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
Very true, proper english is frowned upon nowadays...
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LittleBritt
| 0
Sorry but I have to agree with everyone else here... Your comment makes NO sense what so ever....
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TheWindowLicker
| 13
I think the main reason your comment was misunderstood was the "he" before suave...or maybe I'm misreading, who knows. And I don't think proper English is frowned upon, it's just hard to come by on the Internet. Anyway if anything is frowned upon its grammar nazis..not proper English :p.
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
Well the "he" was a typo. It's right above the "b" but wouldn't grammar Nazis and proper English go hand in hand? :P
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HatefulPilot
| 0
Just shut up.
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
Sorry, forgot you owned the Internet, bro.
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mstaerk7
| 0
It's better to be a smartass than a dumbass
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EvilPotato
| 14
Apparently not.
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ma22hm
| 0
sweet
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j_cat187
| 19
Haha stupid li'l smartass
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alexwarfield333
| 1
You are both smart asses!
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tigeral786
| 0
Hiiiii
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jacob4592
| 0
Ahhaha same here
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RebekahBrooke
| 9
Did you not worry about that beforehand?
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RebekahBrooke
| 9
Double post... Thumb me down for my accident.
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
That's discusting!
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beachbabe830
| 0
So is your spelling
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Cynical_in_SK
| 6
Yeah...disgusting even! Lol
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
16 so is ur face
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aaaahhDamn
| 0
24- Good comeback..
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nikolkaw
| 9
Good one lol
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xGraycloud
| 4
Thats what 16 meant...
I hate explaining something obvious -___x
I hate explaining something obvious -___x
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
How does a 17 yr old misspell that?
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wegetrz
| 14
By attending public high school in the U.S.
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eog314
| 0
kid, we know you meant disgusting.
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Arivien
| 3
You see, this WOULD be an acceptable typo, except that c and g aren't even on the same row.
Even then, you don't look at your comment before sending it?
Idiot.
Even then, you don't look at your comment before sending it?
Idiot.
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ReptarTheStar
| 6
Did you mean disgusting?
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MutherFuther099
| 0
I would probably get sick and puck all over you too.
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Flutequeen
| 0
Want to be anymore rude...:/
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
I want to puke all over your spelling
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juliaispink
| 1
Woah even though tht was rude, i love tht pic!!
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jjb1997
| 4
*puke
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aardvarkish
| 15
Just puck off...
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JoeLouisBomber
| 9
Some home made natural lubricant for your troubles
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Zya_fml
| 8
Why'd you say that. The mental images in my head are atrocious.
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TheBlackCops
| 0
It could've been worse, what if you were "downstairs"?
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HideouslyHuman
| 10
Does it taste like a hot pocket too?I'm just wondering,do they all taste the same?Say I get sick into one,will it still taste like a hot pocket given a good bath?
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HideouslyHuman
| 10
Okay my comment made me feel sick,But that's what this guy is implying!
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HideouslyHuman
| 10
*cough* look at his profile picture aswell.
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freak2theanime
| 0
YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT.
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Alex94xela
| 0
Oh the irony.
I'm not even good at English and I spotted
That one.
I'm not even good at English and I spotted
That one.
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j_cat187
| 19
Vomit smells worse than shit for some reason.
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here4theparty
| 4
But how do you know he has a two story house? hahahahahahahahahah
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beachbabe830
| 0
What a turn on ;) did she repeat the lovely gesture?
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RecklessJellyBea
| 7
It's not me, it's you!
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