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FML : Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have some alone time under the stars. Things were getting hot and heavy in my truck bed and clothes went everywhere....
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By Anonymous - / Monday 30 May 2016 16:35 / United States
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Because imagine being under the stars, candlelight and the moon the only sources of light... With a few blankets, it's VERY romantic... And when is romantic ever 100% comfortable XD

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It's not as awful as one might think. Back when I had my truck, my husband and I (back during our first weekend of dating after a long friendship) were out, but we didn't want to go back to my house yet because there was a lot of family there and it was getting crowded. For some reason, my mom's house was always the place to stay when any family visited California. So, we parked in the middle of an empty field and spent some time alone. One thing led to another and we had a situation like OP's

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Crush an Aspirin tablet and add water to make a paste. Apply it to any areas of swelling to remove itchiness and pain. Good luck OP!

ouch that sucks, I hope you figured out what was going on and killed those ants if you want revenge pour vinegar on the ant mound

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