Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I decided to find a secluded spot in... - FML

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By awkward - 07/08/2016 06:59

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to find a secluded spot in the woods to have some fun. We found what we thought was a good spot, but as we were fumbling around naked, two people walked past, gave us a cheery 'morning!' and carried on walking. FML

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Monday 8 August 2016 10:06

Well YDI, if you have sex outside in public, no matter how "secluded" it may seem, you always have the risk of someone walking in on you. If you don't want that, do it in private. At least these people were friendly about it, some wouldn't be.

ApricotQueen 17

Monday 8 August 2016 19:56

if you could get there by trail, then it wasn't secluded YDI

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xxDeeStar 27

Monday 8 August 2016 10:03

Another bedtime story for the grandkids... Kidding haha! But perhaps you should have gone in the evening and not the morning aha!

InfiniteSunshine 32

Monday 8 August 2016 10:06

Well YDI, if you have sex outside in public, no matter how "secluded" it may seem, you always have the risk of someone walking in on you. If you don't want that, do it in private. At least these people were friendly about it, some wouldn't be.

ApricotQueen 17

Monday 8 August 2016 19:56

if you could get there by trail, then it wasn't secluded YDI

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