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By LoveGlove - / Saturday 21 June 2014 21:42 / Canada - Calgary
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  ForwardUn2Dawn  |  18

There are worse things to happen at boot camp. My advice, pick the meanest, blackest guy there and challenge him in doublestick if you lose then then respect is earned, if you win then respect is earned. Good luck brother.

By  lifeofpie25  |  16

hey love glove :)

By  lucyy123  |  14

Laugh with them! It's better than being grouchy.

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  llamaslikesoda  |  21

"Haha! You got me a condom on my rifle!! Thank you so much, haha!"

By  Nyarlothatep  |  12

You got made fun of? Quit bitching, I was lucky to make a phone call.

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  usmc4lyf  |  2

Lol he gets a phone, his pals get condoms and the only have to carry a rifle for a week. Wow sounds like a summer camp. Has to be some army or Air Force bullshit

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  TheElBurrrito  |  21

#17, he never he was carrying his rifle for only a week. He was saying that for the next week any rifle he had was to have a condom on it. No need to be a douchebag by down talking his choice to serve in any part of the military.

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  usmc4lyf  |  2

Still he gets a phone, and internet access. I was lucky to get time to even write a letter home. And he's crying cause his friends played a prank. Wahh

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  ShittingHicks  |  4

21 you're whining like a spanked bitch, calm down dude it's just the internet. Everyone I've seen on the internet with "USMC" in their name have always been such pathetic douchebags, you're not helping the cause bro.

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  Schizomaniac  |  24

The format of FML forces posters to construct the story in present tense. This likely happened a while back and the OP is just now posting about it. The condoms could have been brought from home and as others have pointed out, it doesn't say OP has to only carry a rifle for a week, just that the condom has to be put on the rifle for a week. Next time, on How It's Made...

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22- NAWWW, ya think? I've got news for you, cupcake, you're not going to defeat an enemy with a weapon by being nice and catering to his feelings. It's what Marines are trained to do: utterly destroy the opposition. That includes crushing the soul in addition to breaking their bodies. Thicken your own skin and get the hell over it.

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  cjmedic  |  12

21: He most likely posted about the event AFTER the fact. Everyone still has to go without phones for training. Also, side note, he's probably either Marine or Navy. Army and Air Force don't say "boot camp".

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  presealynn  |  2

I love how most people who are telling OP to quit bitching are from the US, when it clearly says this FML is from Canada. Did it ever occur to any of you military hard-asses that their system is different than yours?

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