By polebitch49 - 14/03/2014 20:45 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my friends hired a male stripper to give me a lap dance for my birthday. It was all pretty nice until he let rip one of the most nauseating farts I've ever encountered, right in my face. Hours later, I can still smell it. FML
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pwnman 33

Farting is a natural thing and with tipping him wasn't going to change nature..

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gracehi 31

The original stinky fart molecules are making stinky fart baby molecules in your nose and setting up a colony. They are but poor refugees seeking asylum from the terrible Poop King ruling over the unforgiving land of Anus. That is why the stench lingers. Surely you can sympathize with their plight. Geez, would you really begrudge the poor stinky fart molecules their promised land, simply because of the lingering stench? How selfish. For shame, OP. For shame.

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allie2590 31

I laughed a bit too hard at this comment. LOL

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gracehi 31

Ah, yes, the noble male stripper industry. It is such a shame to see the dignified name of male strippers sullied by mundane poo gas.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Brace yourself. Profile visits from females are coming.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

I feel like a 13 year old for laughing at this, but I did.

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WizzleMan17 11

I don't always hire male strippers, but when I do I make sure they shit in my face

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LisaDay 14

the only ones he can get are illegal for him.

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crackz12 10

wow 19s hair on 20s face and you guys could enter a beiber look a like contest

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Godsofdracos 15

The fact they have almost identical profiles just makes this little fight all the funnier.

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damnit1989 16

I'm surprised we don't see an FML for his point if view.... I assume he was embarrassed about it.

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gracehi 31

"Today, while working as a male stripper, the most retched fart ever to sour the air escaped my asshole as I was waving my glorious posterior in a client's face. I work for tips. FML." There. Happy?

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